haha hilarious!
hmmmmm ...'feels like ...somebody's watchin....?'
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VERSION 2
August 27, 2008
August 19, 2008
confuse
Met them?
Upfront: docile, seemingly innocent, but very sharp in advocating hidden stuffs Basically, anything that benefits the -'self'.The inability to stand on any side and the deep interests of twisted truths, sure make great them the best script writers :))
would they be the 'cowards'?
truths that may or may not surface: as to why they aren't as bold as they appear to be in taking on any sides,leads us only to think that it's simply because,such attempts is considered - - too much of an obvious 'statement'.
smart move? maybe.. but for some it is an unmerited value of self which disintegrates the morale..and eventually those cowardly value sinks in because of the choice in staying afloat in those Grey areas; leaving them feeling undecided & making sure that they are always safe in the hidden agendas , while leaving the rest around them - - confuse.
August 05, 2008
FUNK kill
Pre-take-off announcement on a China Southern Airlines Flight.
This is a true account of what was heard on a recent flight from Shenzhen to Qingtao.
Chinese Air Stewardess:
"Good other noon, (good afternoon) Ladies and the German (gentlemen).
This is your cheap purser(stewardess) Wang Lui speaking.
On behalf of China Sudden (southern) Airlines, I would like to welcome you on board our Bowling (Boeing)seben tee seben (seven three seven)from Shenzhen to Qingtao.
Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know (?!!).
It is a great pressure (pleasure) serving you to die (today).
Should you need any resistance (assistance) during the fright, peace do pest (press) the call button. I and my gals are available to make you feel comfortable.
Meanwhile, the airkwaft (aircraft) is going to fry (fly). Peace shit (sit)upright and keep you belt tightly farsened (fastened) until dinner is served at five dirty (thirty) p.m.
Hope you would enjoy your fright (Flight) with us. Funk kill (Thank you)."
Really respect their dedication and commitment to make the Beijing Olympic Games 2008 a big success!
This is a true account of what was heard on a recent flight from Shenzhen to Qingtao.
Chinese Air Stewardess:
"Good other noon, (good afternoon) Ladies and the German (gentlemen).
This is your cheap purser(stewardess) Wang Lui speaking.
On behalf of China Sudden (southern) Airlines, I would like to welcome you on board our Bowling (Boeing)seben tee seben (seven three seven)from Shenzhen to Qingtao.
Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know (?!!).
It is a great pressure (pleasure) serving you to die (today).
Should you need any resistance (assistance) during the fright, peace do pest (press) the call button. I and my gals are available to make you feel comfortable.
Meanwhile, the airkwaft (aircraft) is going to fry (fly). Peace shit (sit)upright and keep you belt tightly farsened (fastened) until dinner is served at five dirty (thirty) p.m.
Hope you would enjoy your fright (Flight) with us. Funk kill (Thank you)."
Really respect their dedication and commitment to make the Beijing Olympic Games 2008 a big success!
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