stalkerazzi

BEWARE OF THEM.
THEY CARRY DEADLY VIRUS in their mouths.. haha
heres some tips surviving paparazzis or stalkerazzis in your life :P
enjoy!
#tip 7 is quite interesting.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Stalkerazzi is a portmanteau of stalker and "paparazzi" and as the name implies signifies those whose techniques tend toward invading personal space and privacy although as some do make a living at this it can be interpreted as just doing a job. The term has gained usage in reference to popular culture figures like celebrities and people made famous through media and news events.

From popular translation for Paparazzis/stalkerazzis :
KEPOCIs are broadcasters of nuisance, lack of attention and suckers to booze their esteem through rumours, gossips & uses techniques that usually leaves the victim obligated to say "no". Loves politics & can "man"- -euver truths for lies without remorse.

heres from Uncyclopedia & some interesting tips:
When cannibalism was outlawed in 1954, the Paparazzi tribe was forced to resort to alternate methods of soul consumption. While before, they were able to absorb the life essence of their foes by eating their flesh, they were left after the cannibalism ban with no legal means of maintaining the life essence status quo. In 1956, however, as unrest among the tribe threatened to destroy it from within, Federico Fellini, a highly respected elder, discovered that the camera had the ability to steal a victim's soul without physically harming their body, thus providing a comparatively simple and legal means for the Paparazzi tribe to uphold its traditions and feed its children. (The children are responsible for providing their own beverages, however. Two-liter bottles of soda are popular; their favorites are Big Red, Dr. Pepper, an Orange Crush, the same favorites as Black People. If someone has ice, all the better.)

The probability of surviving a Paparazzi attack is very low.
If you follow theese tips you just might live.

Tip #1: Ignore them.

Tip #2: Don't act suspicious.

Tip #3: Don't talk to them.

Tip #4: Don't try to attack them. (Brittney Spears once tried this with an umbrella and you remember what happened to her.)

Tip #5: Keep moving.

Tip #6: Don't go into your car untill you leave, and when you do, drive away slowly.

Tip #7: When driving away, resist the urge to run one of them over.

Tip #8: Don't be out for to long or to short.

Tip #9: Absolutely, whatever you do, do not ever have a baby bump.

Tip #10: Don't live in Hollywood, Beverly Hills, or Los Angeles.

sweeeets!

Bible look up
Proverbs 16:24 (New International Version)
Pleasant words are a honeycomb,
sweet to the soul and healing to the bones.

1 Corinthians 15:33
Do not be misled: "Bad company corrupts good character."


hmmmmmm.....
many sweet things has been filling laps of siesta lately
here are some highlights of the month.

SWEET TOOTH
definately interesting to have sweet-tooth :)baskin robbin's rum & raisin is a sure thumbs-up!but nothing beats the good affordable oreos McFlurry at Mackers.. YUMMY!

GREAT COMPANY
Other 'sweet delicacies' that we constantly savour is being with a great company, experiences & recording memorable events..a good friend of mine commented that no matter how sucky u may be in an event,so long the company is nice, it just doesnt bug. :) So true

TIME & MONEY
another adds to the comment:time seems more precious than money.
time is life.
money is an object.

SCENT
source: exploring the psychology of scent by Kristen cole

Scent can sum to the whole picture too.
People generally do not give much thought to their sense of smell beyond the pungent odor of a durian or of baking of big apple bagles. Given the choice to lose a big toe or the sense of smell, said Herz, the responses are split down the middle. People would choose the big toe, she said.

But those who lose their sense of smell because of accident or illness also report a loss of emotional richness and, over time, a loss of emotional intensity toward life, according to Rachel Herz. Experiences are flatter, they report.

Herz studies many components of scent-triggered memories. How does the emotional intensity of reaction to a scent compare to the emotional intensity of a memory triggered by a visual cue or word? How accurate is a memory triggered by scent, and how does context influence the perception of odors?

Researchers know that odors don't trigger memories that are any more accurate than the memories triggered by other stimuli, but odors do trigger memories that are more emotional.

So since sweet life long delicacies involves,
great company & time, scent - - are you at the right place,with the right people and the right scent ? - -sweeeet!

slackers

it is getting weirder & weirder when ministry reach-within-ministry.
how small can we be?
what is pioneering when expansion is some mere schemes & plans of temporal promotion?
dignity? least on the list.
funny how the out come would be .
we hear about it in and out"sowing and reaping". Now that would be an interesting sight if this continues.
more distorted growth & stench of some fungi!
my pity to the workers involved in these damp places.

why slack when theres so much to give?
so many new ones to discover and new platforms for growth & expansion.
Small thinkers? or lazy workers?
pure slackers :P