stalkerazzi

BEWARE OF THEM.
THEY CARRY DEADLY VIRUS in their mouths.. haha
heres some tips surviving paparazzis or stalkerazzis in your life :P
enjoy!
#tip 7 is quite interesting.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Stalkerazzi is a portmanteau of stalker and "paparazzi" and as the name implies signifies those whose techniques tend toward invading personal space and privacy although as some do make a living at this it can be interpreted as just doing a job. The term has gained usage in reference to popular culture figures like celebrities and people made famous through media and news events.

From popular translation for Paparazzis/stalkerazzis :
KEPOCIs are broadcasters of nuisance, lack of attention and suckers to booze their esteem through rumours, gossips & uses techniques that usually leaves the victim obligated to say "no". Loves politics & can "man"- -euver truths for lies without remorse.

heres from Uncyclopedia & some interesting tips:
When cannibalism was outlawed in 1954, the Paparazzi tribe was forced to resort to alternate methods of soul consumption. While before, they were able to absorb the life essence of their foes by eating their flesh, they were left after the cannibalism ban with no legal means of maintaining the life essence status quo. In 1956, however, as unrest among the tribe threatened to destroy it from within, Federico Fellini, a highly respected elder, discovered that the camera had the ability to steal a victim's soul without physically harming their body, thus providing a comparatively simple and legal means for the Paparazzi tribe to uphold its traditions and feed its children. (The children are responsible for providing their own beverages, however. Two-liter bottles of soda are popular; their favorites are Big Red, Dr. Pepper, an Orange Crush, the same favorites as Black People. If someone has ice, all the better.)

The probability of surviving a Paparazzi attack is very low.
If you follow theese tips you just might live.

Tip #1: Ignore them.

Tip #2: Don't act suspicious.

Tip #3: Don't talk to them.

Tip #4: Don't try to attack them. (Brittney Spears once tried this with an umbrella and you remember what happened to her.)

Tip #5: Keep moving.

Tip #6: Don't go into your car untill you leave, and when you do, drive away slowly.

Tip #7: When driving away, resist the urge to run one of them over.

Tip #8: Don't be out for to long or to short.

Tip #9: Absolutely, whatever you do, do not ever have a baby bump.

Tip #10: Don't live in Hollywood, Beverly Hills, or Los Angeles.